whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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