Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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