her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Randomize
