The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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