if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
ok first of all what the fuck
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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