i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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