I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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