just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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