i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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