Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is