Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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