Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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