You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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