her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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