I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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