Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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