okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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