In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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