we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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