I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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