If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Randomize