so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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