No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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