I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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