are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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