dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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