'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
zippers are such a cool invention
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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