I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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