He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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