i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
