Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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