I think I died a long time ago.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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