U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
