jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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