even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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