Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Please, let me fuck your mom
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
His hands were made for my vagina.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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