The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She even gives head with a lisp.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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