A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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