she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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