we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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