it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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