I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I will pee on everything he values.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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