Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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