Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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