I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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