I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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