Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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