I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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