I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize