please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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