He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I looked at my own cervix.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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