Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
50% drunk capacity currently
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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