ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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