My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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