i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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