i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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