The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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