then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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