fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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