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(312): View more from Illinois

Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.

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(416): View more from Ontario

She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.

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(913): View more from Kansas

No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.

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(205): View more from Alabama

After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.

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(408): View more from California

I miss the smell of you or some shit.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...

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(847): View more from Illinois

You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.

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(216): View more from Ohio

i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.

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